It’s another God damn Halloween. And it’s time for another story from the Duke Wulfenschlitz files.
This story’s got everything: pie, love, clowns, betrayal, and diamonds. It’s Halloween on the mean streets of the city, and Duke Wulfenschlitz is on the case.
THIS STORY MADE ME DRINK BOURBON, and yet I wanted more — of the story.
OH GOD I’M SO ASHAMED THE STORY WAS LIKE PUMPKIN PIE CRACK ROCK FOR MY MIND
Reader Donnie B.
You can read the whole story for free right here. If you dig it, throw a few bucks in the hat.
Why did I click on that and start reading…? I’m never listening to you again.
–John Klima, Editor
Can’t wait until Halloween’s over, and we can start listening to Christmas carols again. Have you heard “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer?” That shit cracks me up.
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